This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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