found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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