So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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