I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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