Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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