question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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