Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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