and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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