big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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