My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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