Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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