so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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