I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
time to smoke my breakfast
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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