Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
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