Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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