yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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