i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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