I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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