My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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