Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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