Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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