Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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