she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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