I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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