Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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