girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
be right there i have to get my cape
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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