Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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