I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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