worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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