I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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