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(708): View more from Illinois

it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn

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(940): View more from Texas

I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.

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(816): View more from Missouri

dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life

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(410): View more from Maryland

I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx

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(705): View more from Ontario

I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.

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(917): View more from New York City

u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"

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