They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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