I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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