Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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