He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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