Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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