Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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