Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
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