'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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