return my video game
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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