i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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