the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
i've created a new STD.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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