Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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