Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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