I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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