she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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