But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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