True but thats because hes a fetus.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Randomize
