Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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