She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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