Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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